I found Gerard Langerak at last.  He was still at uni, hiding out in the ‘Friends’ house.  Gerard has an unfortunate jaw deformity, seemingly inherited from his mother.

He has no girlfriends, but he’s made a couple of friends with those blazer-wearing dudes from the secret mansion.  I think he just needs another friend and then he’ll be abducted – in theory anyway.  I’ve never tried it before.